Shi Potian talks about Zisha: Making tea is like picking up girls
"Making tea is like picking up girls" is what Lin Yutang said. Making tea and picking up girls seem to be somewhat related. Making tea depends on water, and picking up girls depends on mouth. Drinking good tea doesn't have to be expensive, and making good girls doesn't have to be tiring. The key is to have a trick, the tea should not be too broken, and people should not be decadent. You have to savor good tea carefully, and you have to be brave to chase after beautiful women.
Throughout thousands of years of history, the level of picking up girls was the highest during the Republic of China. There is absolutely no bottom line, completely, to make women crazy and men cheap. During the period of the Republic of China, there were many literati who were brazen and shameless, as long as you like it. Shen Congwen dated Zhang Zhaohe back then, and I heard that Zhang Zhaohe numbered every man who chased her, Frog 1, Frog 2, and so on. Shen Congwen asked, what is my number? Zhang Zhaohe laughed, Xiao Mian, you are not a frog, you are No. 13 Toad. Look, you are not thick-skinned, and you have already been beaten to pieces. In the end, Shen Congwen still found Zhang Zhaohe. So, who said that toads can't eat swan meat. In this regard, the literati in the Republic of China were very thorough, soft and hard, and wanted everything. Some liked their female students, some liked little lolitas, and some only ate weeds. In all dynasties, the status of concubines was not high. Only in the period of the Republic of China, the status of concubines was higher than that of full spouses. Why, because the concubine represents free love, which is progressive, and the arranged marriage represented by being married is decadent. Therefore, the wind of love is prevalent, and one by one, in the name of free love, picks up girls openly, no matter whether they have a wife or not, they will never give up the colorful world.
Lin Yutang said in detail that making tea is like picking up girls: the first brewing is like a girl of twelve or thirteen years old; the second brewing is like a young girl of sixteen or seventeen years old; the third brewing is like a young woman. Most people don't like young women, but Mr. Lin Yutang said that he enjoys young women very much. Good tea has always been like a beautiful woman, and it is no problem to compare tea to a beautiful woman. The problem is that the literati in the Republic of China period were naked and without shyness, which caught people off guard. Mr. Lu Xun said, tea after the event, smoke after the tea, nothing can be done without tea. The literati in the Republic of China were relatively promiscuous, and they were assholes when they saw beautiful women. For example, Zhang Jingsheng is not only good at picking up girls, but also sums it up into theoretical research. He is known as a master of so-and-so, and when he is seventy or eighty years old, he still cannot do without young women.
To say that the society was open, the Republic of China was really open, not only men but also people. For example, there was a beautiful woman named Yu Meiyan in Guangzhou who publicly said that she had slept with more than 3,000 men. Therefore, the Republic of China was a crazy era. If you compare beautiful women to tea, many women in the Republic of China used green tea. Whether she is a green tea whore or not, no one knows.
Picking up a girl is like making tea, the tea should be put in the pot, and the girl should be invited to the house. If you don't put the tea in the pot, you can't taste the true taste of the tea. If the beautiful woman doesn't invite you to the house, you won't make much progress. You take a beautiful woman to the park ten times, it is better to take a haunted house once. When you are in the park, you still have to pretend to be a gentleman, and a beautiful woman has to pretend to be reserved. You don't have to be a gentleman when you bring it to a haunted house, and a beautiful woman doesn't have to pretend to be reserved at all. Take the beauty to the haunted house, it's all dark inside. Therefore, tea in the pot has its own tea aroma. When people are in the house, women are fooled.
Picking up girls is like making tea, you can't be in a hurry, you can't play with impatience, making tea in a hurry can easily burn your mouth, and in a hurry to pick up girls, you can easily regret it. Zhang Xueliang, the young marshal back then, always felt that he was handsome and loved all beauties. From a long distance, Lin Huiyin was invited to teach at Northeastern University, intending to pick up Lin Huiyin. The key is that our young marshal was impatient, and when he saw Lin Huiyin, he wanted Lin to go to his home as a private teacher. I don't even think about what kind of woman Lin is, how could she be fooled by playing around with men. For a woman like Lin Huiyin, don't expect to be able to get it with three or two moves. When Xu Zhimo received a telegram from Lin Huiyin, saying that he was lonely and cold, Xu Zhimo hurried to the telegraph office to return the telegram excitedly. As a result, the people at the telegraph office said that today Miss Lin sent four similar telegrams to other people. What do you think? You are Miss Lin's only one. of. So, don’t be impatient when making tea, drink slowly, watch slowly, and enjoy the process of making tea, and don’t be impatient when picking up girls.
There are hundreds of flavors of tea, and there are hundreds of kinds of people. Making tea is like picking up girls. Tea has a variety of flavors, and there are hundreds of types of people. There is no better one, only the right one. Although there are many teas, there are not many people who like them. The expensive ones may not be suitable for you. The same is true for picking up girls. Pretty, good-looking ones may not be suitable for you. Drinking tea pays attention to the palatability, while picking up girls pays attention to suitability.
A normal heart can see the real kung fu most. Drinking tea pays attention to heat, drinking tea pays attention to fine taste, and the same is true for picking up girls. The real kung fu is best seen with a normal heart. Being tired and crooked all day long will only make Niu look down on you. The taste of tea depends on hanging, and the beauty needs to be brewed. The so-called bubble means to take your time. Jin Ping Meili said it well, Pan Lv Deng Xiaoxian, you have to spare time. Real masters always take their time. For example, Lu Xun chased Xu Guangping and developed slowly. Every time he wrote a letter to Xu Guangping, it was a daily chore. Today I drank porridge, what did you eat? It's getting colder in Beijing today. Is it colder in Guangzhou? You see, it's all this kind of daily topic. I'm not dating you, I'm just talking about life. It makes people guess wildly, what do you mean? In the end, Xu Guangping was forced to take the initiative to confess, this is a master.
Black tea nourishes the stomach, beauty nourishes the heart. Drink tea to see human nature, pick up girls to see character. Anyone and everything must be principled, and the same is true for picking up girls. If you pick up someone, you must be responsible to them. You can't be too much, don't learn from Xu Zhimo.
No matter how good the tea is, it must be brewed, and even the best girl must be brewed. Many people fail to pick up girls. The biggest reason is that they forget to pick up girls. No matter how good the tea is, if you don’t brew it with hot water, you won’t get the aroma of the tea, and it’s useless to watch it. The same is true for picking up girls. Many men immediately dwarf themselves when they meet a beautiful woman, forgetting the essence of picking up girls. The tea is not willing to be hot, can you smell the fragrance? The same goes for picking up girls. Some people are afraid that they will get angry in front of beautiful women, so how can you still pick up girls? If you lick a dog all your life, you won't be able to eat bones. When you hold beautiful women in the sky, you are only a slave. Real bubbles must be equal. You should be angry, you should be noisy, you should be noisy, if you don't drink, you can't drink anything. You treat beautiful women as treasures, and beautiful women run after scumbags.
Good tea goes with a good pot, and a good girl marries a good husband. Without a purple sand pot, drinking tea is uncomfortable.
Throughout thousands of years of history, the level of picking up girls was the highest during the Republic of China. There is absolutely no bottom line, completely, to make women crazy and men cheap. During the period of the Republic of China, there were many literati who were brazen and shameless, as long as you like it. Shen Congwen dated Zhang Zhaohe back then, and I heard that Zhang Zhaohe numbered every man who chased her, Frog 1, Frog 2, and so on. Shen Congwen asked, what is my number? Zhang Zhaohe laughed, Xiao Mian, you are not a frog, you are No. 13 Toad. Look, you are not thick-skinned, and you have already been beaten to pieces. In the end, Shen Congwen still found Zhang Zhaohe. So, who said that toads can't eat swan meat. In this regard, the literati in the Republic of China were very thorough, soft and hard, and wanted everything. Some liked their female students, some liked little lolitas, and some only ate weeds. In all dynasties, the status of concubines was not high. Only in the period of the Republic of China, the status of concubines was higher than that of full spouses. Why, because the concubine represents free love, which is progressive, and the arranged marriage represented by being married is decadent. Therefore, the wind of love is prevalent, and one by one, in the name of free love, picks up girls openly, no matter whether they have a wife or not, they will never give up the colorful world.
Lin Yutang said in detail that making tea is like picking up girls: the first brewing is like a girl of twelve or thirteen years old; the second brewing is like a young girl of sixteen or seventeen years old; the third brewing is like a young woman. Most people don't like young women, but Mr. Lin Yutang said that he enjoys young women very much. Good tea has always been like a beautiful woman, and it is no problem to compare tea to a beautiful woman. The problem is that the literati in the Republic of China period were naked and without shyness, which caught people off guard. Mr. Lu Xun said, tea after the event, smoke after the tea, nothing can be done without tea. The literati in the Republic of China were relatively promiscuous, and they were assholes when they saw beautiful women. For example, Zhang Jingsheng is not only good at picking up girls, but also sums it up into theoretical research. He is known as a master of so-and-so, and when he is seventy or eighty years old, he still cannot do without young women.
To say that the society was open, the Republic of China was really open, not only men but also people. For example, there was a beautiful woman named Yu Meiyan in Guangzhou who publicly said that she had slept with more than 3,000 men. Therefore, the Republic of China was a crazy era. If you compare beautiful women to tea, many women in the Republic of China used green tea. Whether she is a green tea whore or not, no one knows.
Picking up a girl is like making tea, the tea should be put in the pot, and the girl should be invited to the house. If you don't put the tea in the pot, you can't taste the true taste of the tea. If the beautiful woman doesn't invite you to the house, you won't make much progress. You take a beautiful woman to the park ten times, it is better to take a haunted house once. When you are in the park, you still have to pretend to be a gentleman, and a beautiful woman has to pretend to be reserved. You don't have to be a gentleman when you bring it to a haunted house, and a beautiful woman doesn't have to pretend to be reserved at all. Take the beauty to the haunted house, it's all dark inside. Therefore, tea in the pot has its own tea aroma. When people are in the house, women are fooled.
Picking up girls is like making tea, you can't be in a hurry, you can't play with impatience, making tea in a hurry can easily burn your mouth, and in a hurry to pick up girls, you can easily regret it. Zhang Xueliang, the young marshal back then, always felt that he was handsome and loved all beauties. From a long distance, Lin Huiyin was invited to teach at Northeastern University, intending to pick up Lin Huiyin. The key is that our young marshal was impatient, and when he saw Lin Huiyin, he wanted Lin to go to his home as a private teacher. I don't even think about what kind of woman Lin is, how could she be fooled by playing around with men. For a woman like Lin Huiyin, don't expect to be able to get it with three or two moves. When Xu Zhimo received a telegram from Lin Huiyin, saying that he was lonely and cold, Xu Zhimo hurried to the telegraph office to return the telegram excitedly. As a result, the people at the telegraph office said that today Miss Lin sent four similar telegrams to other people. What do you think? You are Miss Lin's only one. of. So, don’t be impatient when making tea, drink slowly, watch slowly, and enjoy the process of making tea, and don’t be impatient when picking up girls.
There are hundreds of flavors of tea, and there are hundreds of kinds of people. Making tea is like picking up girls. Tea has a variety of flavors, and there are hundreds of types of people. There is no better one, only the right one. Although there are many teas, there are not many people who like them. The expensive ones may not be suitable for you. The same is true for picking up girls. Pretty, good-looking ones may not be suitable for you. Drinking tea pays attention to the palatability, while picking up girls pays attention to suitability.
A normal heart can see the real kung fu most. Drinking tea pays attention to heat, drinking tea pays attention to fine taste, and the same is true for picking up girls. The real kung fu is best seen with a normal heart. Being tired and crooked all day long will only make Niu look down on you. The taste of tea depends on hanging, and the beauty needs to be brewed. The so-called bubble means to take your time. Jin Ping Meili said it well, Pan Lv Deng Xiaoxian, you have to spare time. Real masters always take their time. For example, Lu Xun chased Xu Guangping and developed slowly. Every time he wrote a letter to Xu Guangping, it was a daily chore. Today I drank porridge, what did you eat? It's getting colder in Beijing today. Is it colder in Guangzhou? You see, it's all this kind of daily topic. I'm not dating you, I'm just talking about life. It makes people guess wildly, what do you mean? In the end, Xu Guangping was forced to take the initiative to confess, this is a master.
Black tea nourishes the stomach, beauty nourishes the heart. Drink tea to see human nature, pick up girls to see character. Anyone and everything must be principled, and the same is true for picking up girls. If you pick up someone, you must be responsible to them. You can't be too much, don't learn from Xu Zhimo.
No matter how good the tea is, it must be brewed, and even the best girl must be brewed. Many people fail to pick up girls. The biggest reason is that they forget to pick up girls. No matter how good the tea is, if you don’t brew it with hot water, you won’t get the aroma of the tea, and it’s useless to watch it. The same is true for picking up girls. Many men immediately dwarf themselves when they meet a beautiful woman, forgetting the essence of picking up girls. The tea is not willing to be hot, can you smell the fragrance? The same goes for picking up girls. Some people are afraid that they will get angry in front of beautiful women, so how can you still pick up girls? If you lick a dog all your life, you won't be able to eat bones. When you hold beautiful women in the sky, you are only a slave. Real bubbles must be equal. You should be angry, you should be noisy, you should be noisy, if you don't drink, you can't drink anything. You treat beautiful women as treasures, and beautiful women run after scumbags.
Good tea goes with a good pot, and a good girl marries a good husband. Without a purple sand pot, drinking tea is uncomfortable.